Cro-Magnon Industries - The First In Business

 

 

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How Cro-Magnon Man kept busy for millions of years.


Origins and improvements of:

Cave Art

Animals

Skins, Tablets, Head Coverings & Extras

 Our Cro-Magnon "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce label.
Cro Magnon "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce Label
 

Big Bang Pepper Sauce is world renowned for it's exceptional balance of heat and flavor. Cro-Magnon's Fire Roasted Habanero & Garlic is made from only the freshest all natural ingredients blended perfectly with Mother Nature’s hottest pepper — the habanero. The result is a thick, deep, expansive version of  Blog's original recipe (raw pepper). The slow roasted peppers and garlic create a new, intense flavor as Cro-Magnon's "Big Bang" ratchets up both the heat and flavor. Cromagnon "Big Bang"  Pepper Sauce

5 FL OZ. (148 ML)

Ingredients:
Roasted choice red habanero peppers, fresh carrots, roasted garlic, onions, lime juice, vinegar and salt
Produced in Costa Rica

Nutrition Facts:
Serving size: 5g, Servings: 28, Amount per serving: Calories 0, Total Fat 0g (0% DV), Sodium 45mg (2% DV), Total carb 0g (0% DV), Sugars 0g, Protein 0g, Vitamin A (2% DV), Vitamin C (6% DV).
Percent Daily Value (DV) are based on 2000 calorie diet.


Historical Note:
Since we (Cro-Magnon Man) were the first to discover, and name the pepper, we felt that it was only natural that we bottle some up and share it among our contemporaries. The story of creating glass is for another page, in our Sciences section. That is a truly amazing thing, but anyhow, we wanted to depict the origins of flavor as only Blog could. He never remembered much about the "bang" other that it was loud. 

 Cro Magnon Trading Practices

As trading came into existence, we began trading our special pepper sauce for rocks and shells and whatever the other tribes held as valuable. Since we didn't have value in anything, everything we got was good. This in another step in our modern way of thinking. And we took advantage of it.

Now, generations upon generations of our ancestors have come and gone, but our principals remain the same. We still continue to trade the old fashion way.  Cro Magnon Is Still An Honorable Trading Partner
Cro Magnon Accepts Payments of All Kinds We have come to learn that shiny rocks,  metals molded into round tokens, or printed paper art is what you modern folks hold to value, we will trade some of our "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce for some of your 'clinkets'
 

 

 


 

 

Cro Magnon Discovers Reasons For Trading Cro-Flapth discovered one day that he could not carry both tools around with him at the same time, while using "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce. He shared this news with the rest of the tribe. This problem would not be solved until his Great-Great-Great-Great-Grandson, Cro-Flapth VI came up with the idea of trading one of the tools he inherited for a bottle of "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce. He has been a happy caver ever since.

 


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