Cro-Magnon Industries - The First In Art

Cro Magnon Pets and Critters

Because every Thagasauraus needs some dino treets or bones to play with. PetsMart offers everything you can think of.

Origins and improvements of:

Cro-Magnon often trained the animals they did not eat. Some meats were just not tasty compared to the Saber Tooth. As the inventor of the leash, made from palm bark and women's hair, we used this new found tool as a way to domesticate our wooly mammoths. We found that using our Big Bang Pepper Sauce on wooly mammoths was more than delightful and when we ran out of those, we turned our attention to conservation. We were the first to consider the problem of extinction - simply because the beasts tasted good.

Cro Magnon Animals

More often than not, we ate our critters. Big Bang Pepper Sauce just tastes good on everything. Young Thag found that you could also be entertained by our animals. The world was our playground.

Thag discovers that riding is fun

Always hungry, we discovered that hunting our critters was often a dangerous undertaking.

After many seasons of losing our to the saber tooth, it was discovered that using a partner to hunt proved a winner.

This is Cro-Flik's rendition of Blog losing to the tiger.

Cro-Flik took the ink from the green peppers to produce this wonderful masterpiece. It hangs today in the museum near the cliffs of Brank.

In time, we came to be one with our animals. Once we discovered that not only could you eat them, you could raise them. Thus, we became the first ranchers and Blog became the first pet shop entrepreneur.

Cro-Magnon Man - The First Animal Domesticator

Here is a wonderful snapshot of Blue. He was the first of Blog's domesticated animals. It was easy to raise and train these critters as they have small brains. You could say this is the birth of sports.

This bird is playing a game of baseball. The object is to exercise the critter until he is lean enough to cook with other items picked up in the rocks. Using Big Bang" Pepper Sauce makes the bird taste better. Once we discovered that this was not a bird, we changed the rules of the game but they still tasted good. The only downfall is the children did not like eating their pets.