Cro-Magnon Industries - The First In Art

Cro-Magnon Art: The Aerobics Dance

Cro Magnon Art - The First Artist

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Cro-Magnon Art: The Conductor

How Cro-Magnon Man kept busy for millions of years.

Origins and improvements of:

Cave Art

Animals

Skins, Tablets, Head Coverings & Extras

We Cro-Magnon are a very colorful people with a diverse background in the arts. We have been painting on walls, well, forever and for the first time, we are going to showcase some of our masterpieces so that you won't have to take a special trip to the caves of France.

Cro Magnon Art

We discovered colors a long time ago. In berries, mud, leaves and peppers. We find the use of color an asset for attracting or scaring off mates. Cro-Jak, for instance, chased off a Wolf- Rat when he painted himself red and made himself look bigger than the creature.

Cro Magnon Jak - The First Actor

Anyhow, one day, Blog was florgging some critters in the creek.

When he went to clean his hands on the wall, he noticed a pattern. It looked strangely familiar.

Cro Magnon Art: Sas - The First Big Foot

Cro-Greka commented how pretty it was. She said it made the cave look lighter and that she would crack his skull if he did anything else to it.

It reminded her of Sas - the community's local monster.

This is Cro-Flik's rendition of Blog creek florgging.

Good use of light and expression.

Colors also work well in foods.

We consider food preparation art, which makes Cro-Magnon Man the first Chef!

Cro-Magnon "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce

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Thap drew this sometime ago at Cave Springs. He is re-creating the night that Crok and the Blue Tones came together for the first time back in 5, 386,040 BC. He calls it "The First Musicians"

You see, Cro Crok had invented the instruments some time back but never knew what to do with them. One day, he and some of his friends put some "Big Bang" Pepper Sauce to their tongues and they began huffing and puffing. Well, they thought that the cool, metal instruments would comfort their mouths. So when they put the instruments up to their lips, huffing and puffing, the first notes sounded throughout the Pre-Cambrian night. Thus, music was born.

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